TC in the Golf Locker Room

[Emery]

TC is in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and TC engages the hands

free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in

the room stops to listen.

TC: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

TC: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

TC: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

TC: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

TC: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
$950,000"

TC: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
offer 900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

TC: "Bye, I love you, too."

TC hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"




I wanted to use TC and Bev or Oakhill or SB..... but it just didn't seem as funny that way. LOL

[TC]

Found out who's phone it was, it was EMERY'S

[Emery]

Come on now, my wife makes all the money so she wouldn't ask permission to buy those kinds of things.