"True Friendship"

[KPrice]

"True Friendship"
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!! )
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound
good,but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - just the
stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining..
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only
you can feel the true warmth.