BREAKFAST TIME

grim · Post by **grim** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:28 pm

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.
Well, he's a little mad but he goes to feed the chickens. he kicks 1 of the chickens. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast, grumpy, and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?”

mo. beagler · Post by **mo. beagler** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:12 am

thats funny

coolbrze · Post by **coolbrze** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:28 am

LMAO!!!

Emery · Post by **Emery** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:15 am

My wife didn't get it... I actually had to explain it. Maybe it is guy thing, but then again Grim posted it.

Larry G · Post by **Larry G** » Fri May 04, 2007 9:28 pm

Don't feel bad, 9 out of 10 women you have to explain the joke... that's why I don't tell jokes to women. I think it could be because they are not thinking about sex all the time like we are

Danny King · Post by **Danny King** » Sat May 05, 2007 8:06 pm

I told my wife that one she couldnt stop laughing it was one of the funniest jokes on her. grim when you coming back to MI you got to be getting sick of no snow durring the winters down there
Danny King