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bluegrass
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True Happiness

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DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDENT!

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary,chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right
now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten
people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred
people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could
throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

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