sore tooth

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A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees
it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches
the bartender and asks, "What's with the jar?"
"Well...you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and
the keys to a brand new Audi TT.
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks... "What are
the three tests?"
"Pay first... those are the rules," says the bartender. So the man gives him
the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
"OK," the bartender says, " Here's what you need to do: First - You
have to drink that entire litre of blanco tequila, the whole thing, all at
once ... and ...you can't make a face while doing it.
Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have
to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third. There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never slept with a man
You've gotta make things right for her!"
The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do
it! You have to be nuts to drink a litre of blanco tequila, and then do
those other things..."
"Your call," says the bartender... "but your money stays where it is."
As time goes on and the man has a few drinks.. then a few more.. he asks,
"Where es la tequila?"
He grabs the litre with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears
stream down both cheeks... but he doesn't make a face.
Next.. he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the
people inside the bar hear a huge... noisy... scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking..the guy screaming.. the pit bull yelping and
then . . silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead..he staggers back into the
bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.
"Now.." he says...
Where's that old woman with the sore tooth?"