Gun Refresher Course.....

[MasonsBeagles]

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice".


The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."


The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one drink, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45,

and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."


Just an FYI, I personally have no ill will towards Mexicans or Middle Easterners. Got this in a chain email...Still thought it was kind of funny.

[mike crabtree]

Mr Mason Even with the disclaimer you are still a biggot if you think that is funny.
I am offended!

[denny606]

Sounds like you are a victim of the new name of our country masonsbeagles, the United states of the offended I think free speech applies to all and no group is excepted from this right including us people who happen to be stupid Kentuckians as the rest of the country happens to call us , it is called a joke mike and maybe I read you wrong, but no need to get huffy,turn the other cheek and let it go, Denny

[bluegrass]

Thats funny stuff right there.....


Tony

[mike crabtree]

Denny, I was pulling Masons Leg!!

I like being hard to read.

[denny606]

the only way to be Mike, that way ever body doesn't know what you know and what they know too