man's best friend

good-dog · Post by **good-dog** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:58 am

Hope you enjoy.little church humor...
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet
dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the
parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying'
a mass for the poor creature?'
Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have
services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down
the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do
something for the creature.'
Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya 'think
$5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'
Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why
didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

yellowdog · Post by **yellowdog** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:56 am

now thats funny right thar...and has some truth to it too....lol

JUDE · Post by **JUDE** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:00 pm

That's funny and possibly true

Buddy