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What do ducks do on television? Duckumentaries.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Dogs make terrible poker players. Whenever they have a good hand, they wag their tails.
Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
What goes tick-tock bow-wow? A watchdog.
Success always occurs in private while failure happens in full view.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
OK, I know they are bad, but that is all I got right now!
On the lighter side
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On the lighter side
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32
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Re: On the lighter side
They may not be great, but we're glad to have you back! 