recycle.

[richard g harker]

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would
have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG you would have less than $15 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have
$214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.