The Bank Robber

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The Bank Robber

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An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the
tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot one
brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation.

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.

One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and
calmly shoots him in the head also. Everyone by now is very scared and
looking down at the floor.

"Did anyone else see my face?," the robber asks.

There are a few moments silence. Then one elderly Irish gent, looking down,
tentatively raises his hand and says:

'I think me wife may have caught a glimpse ....'
Be ye kind one unto another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32

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