Painting Blonde

[ANTHONY KERR]

>
> This blond decides one day that she is sick
> and tired of all these blond jokes and how all blondes are
> perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her
> husband that blondes really are smart.
>
> While her husband is off at work, she decides that
> she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The
> next day, right after her husband leaves for work,
> she gets down to the task at hand.
>
> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
> distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
> room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool
> of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
> parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes
> over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
> what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to
> prove to him that not all blond women are dumb, and
> she wanted to do it by painting the house.
>
> He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather
> jacket. She replies that she was reading the
> directions on the paint can and it said....
>
> "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."