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Great news! Soloing dogs has recently been proven on the Internet to solve almost every problem ever known to beagles.

Have fleas? No problem, just solo your dog, Seven Dust and the fleas will all fly away.

Have a tape worm problem? Just take your dog, Happy Jack out by himself and they will be expelled.

Does your dog bark in the kennel? It is surely because you are running your hound, Little Yacky too much in a pack and he is starting to like barking.

Your dog can't get a check? His confidence is down. Old ATM needs time by himself.

Your dog Missy gets out of the pen? She just wants to have some time alone.

Is mange making your dog miserable. Just solo your dog, Tender Skin and he will be hairy in no time.

Your good dog can't jump rabbits? He is waiting on the other dogs. Stander needs all the pressure on him and then he will find every rabbit in the state.

Judges at trials hate you? Being alone with your pet, Groucho will help you realize you are both losers and it won't be a problem ever again.

Your female won't come in heat? Run Ice Cold alone and she will be lonesome and want a male. She will be in heat in no time.

Your truck broke down? If you solo your dog, Weak Sister, soon he will be strong enough to pull it.

Your wife isn't friendly? Solo your dog, Pervo. It will come home and feel so good about itself, it will be more friendly, lick your wife all over. She will be overcome with joy and even you will look good to her.

Your boss hates you? No problem. Solo your dog, Lazy Boy and you will find a whole new love for life and in no time you will get a raise.

Your kid is a screw up? A little time with just you and your dog, I'm So Spoiled will provide you with the wisdom to fix your knucklehead kid in no time.

Have migraines? A headache is never a problem when you listen to Solo Sue hack around a little briar patch by herself for a few hours.

Solo, solo, solo--surely this is the answer to everything.

JCM: Thanks for the info, I didn't know of this amazing cure. Who is influencing your information? I have never used this piece of advice but will probably never use it but it may be something others might like to try.

Your gonna open a can of worms LOL.

bucks better beagles wrote:JCM: Thanks for the info, I didn't know of this amazing cure. Who is influencing your information? I have never used this piece of advice but will probably never use it but it may be something others might like to try.

I can't remember who I learned this from. Sorry.

I do remember that he had a lot of IFC (Internet Field Champions).

Lmao thats great!

will solo fix the clap

I guess if you only use one dog, soloing makes sense. Or, perhaps if you want to sell a dog. Another cure that you may have heard of is "killing rabbits in front of your dog, makes a rabbit dog".

foxxy wrote:will solo fix the clap

I am not sure but I feel sorry for you. Just remember, "I'll have one more is not always a good idea."

I do think if you stick with nothing but soloing it will prevent the problem in the future.

JCM, I know where you stand on soloing, but do think you can blow up a young dog by running it with speedy mature hound?

JCM has gotten into his grapefruit n vodka again.......if we knew everything like him we'd be better off. Do you know how he got so smart?? That's right, old man McGuire left little Jim in the woods by himself to do a lot of solo work.

A DOG THAT NEEDS SPECIAL ATT. DONT STAY HERE NEVER SOLO A DOG N 45 YRS. HE'S EITHER GOT IT OR DON'T MAYB THATS WHY I CANT GET 10 GOOD DOGS BUT IF I HAD TO SOLO 10 DOGS TO GET THEM RIGHT THE FIRST 1 WOULD B DEAD BEFORE THE 10 GOT FINISHED AND ME TOO . IM ARUNNER NOT AGUNNER I LIKE BIG PACKS WITH INTENT TO CATCH . I CAUGHT GREY FOXES WITH WALKER DOGS FOR 25 YRS I WOULD HOPE 10 BEAGLES WOULD DO THE SAME.

You didn't mention, soloing your dog will get you in better physical condition and make you lose weight. Swinging a talley ho stick jumping rabbit after rabbit, while IFC Bowser walks along in the trail, works wonders for your stamina.

northernhare wrote:JCM, I know where you stand on soloing, but do think you can blow up a young dog by running it with speedy mature hound?

I am sure that you can. And then right after that you say, "I don't know what I was thinking getting a Turbo dog."

JCM wrote:

northernhare wrote:JCM, I know where you stand on soloing, but do think you can blow up a young dog by running it with speedy mature hound?

I am sure that you can. And then right after that you say, "I don't know what I was thinking getting a Turbo dog."

I love this. I just found a way to save $$$ on wormer.