The Dog Registry (satire)

[oakhill]

Put a fish hook in the hot dog and reel em in. But, then would you need a hunting license or a fishing license?????

[siriusbeagles]

For champion it should be a regular 6-8 inch hot dog and the Grand champion should have to trail a 12 incher. There should be a special trial for chilie dogs (Progressive pack) and Corn dogers (gun brace pack). does it have to be walmart? I am thinking a Mall parking lot would be safer less interference from the small child encounter. Oh yea and I think there should be a strip search of all participants for unauthorized hot dogs, that way they can not "flush" a hot dog and put thier dog on it for points.

[EARLYBIRD]

WILL THEY BE CALLED (FIELD) CHAMPIONS OR PARKING LOT CHAMPIONS? WILL THEY BE CALLED WINNERS OR WEINERS? WHAT ABOUT BENCH SHOW ? WHAT DO U LOOK FOR IN A WINNER WEINER CHAMPION?

[siriusbeagles]

watching my hounds I think we should be looking for fast toungs.

[warddog]

I really like that 3 off game rule fer a DQ. I love to go to Dairy Queen (DQ) so I'll fill my pockets with plenty of off stuff such as pork chops, hamburgers, Brats and Polish sausage to really put them dogs to the test. Might have to wait a little for me to re-enter as it'll take me a while to finish off that extra large Banana Split Blizzard. Of course the trial could be run in the Dairy Queen parking lot and then all of us wouldn't even have to leave our seats (or Blizzrds) to participate in the trial.

[oakhill]

Now, Earl, would that be winner weiner champion or weiner winner champion, lol

[rimshot]

I think anyone caught with an open can of Vienna Sausage in their pocket, should be barred. We all know how them NJ guys love them Viennas..

[EARLYBIRD]

SALLY: IF IT WAS THE LOOSER IT WOULD BE WHINNEY WEINER WINNER, THE WINNER IS THE WEINER WINNER,5 TH PLACE (NBQ) NOW WOULD BE NEXT BEST WEINER???THIS IS BEGINING TO HURT MY WIDDLE HEAD.