A Skinney White Guy

[jcbeagler]

A skinny little white guy goes into an
elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring
at him so he looks down and says: "7 feet
tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound
left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown."

The little white fellow faints and falls
to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to,
shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong
with you?"

In a weak voice the little guys says," What
EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look
and figured I'd just give you the answers to
the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 Feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds,! I have
a 20 inch private, my left testicle Weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,
and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet
Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around"