OHIO STATE VS MICHIGAN?WHO WILL GET-R-DONE?
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with USC having alarge school of journalism and it being the almater for many sports writers they always get their plug.odds are the winner of the michigan/OSU game will be playing USC INSTEAD OF FLA if they don't get it fron Notre Dame or CAL .That's why there needs to be a playoff of the top 8 schools.auburn 3 or 4 years ago had the number 1 defense in the country went undefeated didn't get to go to the dance instead usc with 1lose got to.I'm a NC State grad/fan so could care less have to say that sucked for Auburn.I think the PAC 10 is overated no 9 CAL got stomped 35-0 by Ga Tech.PAC 10 BENEFICIARY OF JOURNALISTIC FAVORTISM. This year is a down year in the ACC and SEC but they can have some very strong teams.The play off system would crown a true champion.
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Re: This says it all
Now thats just not right.Rneil wrote:
Old school Northway . Full Throttle no Bottle.
Your Right
Well Mr. ABSHIRE I have to agree with you that's not right. The head stone should be blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAIL TO VIVTORS
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>What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? "Welcome to McDonalds. May >I
>take your order please?"
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GO BLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? "Welcome to McDonalds. May >I
>take your order please?"
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GO BLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF the jokes are starting:
Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.
Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Q: Why don't University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
Go Buckeyes
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Blue 7

A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.
Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Q: Why don't University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
Go Buckeyes
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Blue 7

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THIS IS GETTING UGLY
>A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a
>Buckeye joke?"
>The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know >something
> I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. The guy >sitting
>next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio State Graduate. The guy
>right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate.
>Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if >I
>m going to have to explain it three times"
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>It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be
>dressing 20 players for the Michigan game ...the rest of the players will
>have to dress themselves!
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>Buckeye joke?"
>The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know >something
> I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. The guy >sitting
>next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio State Graduate. The guy
>right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate.
>Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if >I
>m going to have to explain it three times"
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>It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be
>dressing 20 players for the Michigan game ...the rest of the players will
>have to dress themselves!
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Hey all you Buckeye fans - please spread the word...
Vote for "Script Ohio" as the best college tradition in the ESPN poll!
Script Ohio only has 4.7% of the votes right now, and we know that's not right, as Script Ohio is THE greatest college tradition!
Let's help ESPN clarify who should be the winner..
OK ladies and gentlemen, click and vote for Script Ohio only. It encourages you to vote for 5 choices. DO NOT - ONLY VOTE FOR ONE...SCRIPT OHIO.
Come on Fellow Buckeyes! We aren't doing too well in this ... PLEASE VOTE!! for Script Ohio as the best college tradition.
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnat ... nt_id=2492
Voting ends December 18.
GO BUCKS!!!
Twas the night before game time,
And all round the shoe,
Not a creature was sleeping,
They were screaming Beat Blue.
The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care In hopes that St.
Troy would find Ginn through the air.
Drunken and crazy and burning their beds, While visions of kick off
danced through their heads.
When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the
keg to see what was the matter.
When there in the sky, in a Coupe Deville sleigh, Was Woody Hayes
decked out in scarlet and gray.
He looked on the crowd that was gathered around, And said that he
heard that a game was in town.
I came here to watch it, and wish you good luck.
Though it's not like you need it, cause Michigan Sucks!
GO BUCKS!!!
Vote for "Script Ohio" as the best college tradition in the ESPN poll!
Script Ohio only has 4.7% of the votes right now, and we know that's not right, as Script Ohio is THE greatest college tradition!
Let's help ESPN clarify who should be the winner..
OK ladies and gentlemen, click and vote for Script Ohio only. It encourages you to vote for 5 choices. DO NOT - ONLY VOTE FOR ONE...SCRIPT OHIO.
Come on Fellow Buckeyes! We aren't doing too well in this ... PLEASE VOTE!! for Script Ohio as the best college tradition.
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnat ... nt_id=2492
Voting ends December 18.
GO BUCKS!!!
Twas the night before game time,
And all round the shoe,
Not a creature was sleeping,
They were screaming Beat Blue.
The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care In hopes that St.
Troy would find Ginn through the air.
Drunken and crazy and burning their beds, While visions of kick off
danced through their heads.
When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the
keg to see what was the matter.
When there in the sky, in a Coupe Deville sleigh, Was Woody Hayes
decked out in scarlet and gray.
He looked on the crowd that was gathered around, And said that he
heard that a game was in town.
I came here to watch it, and wish you good luck.
Though it's not like you need it, cause Michigan Sucks!
GO BUCKS!!!
"Evil flourishes when good men do nothing."
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: Do you know why the University of Michigan football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the University of Michigan campus?
A: The officials had to check ID's before letting anyone back on board.
Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a University of Michigan?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What should you do if you find three University of Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: Do you know why the University of Michigan football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the University of Michigan campus?
A: The officials had to check ID's before letting anyone back on board.
Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a University of Michigan?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What should you do if you find three University of Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

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General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie. The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war." The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish." "Well," the General responds, "then can you have University of Michigan win a bowl game this year?" After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."
Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Michigan fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.
Q: How many University of Michigan freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Michigan fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.
Q: How many University of Michigan freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

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>A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The
>manager greeted him with a warm handshake and
>smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the >store
>" "But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even
>played football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the
>manager. "Here, give me
>the broom, I better show you how."
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>Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying >on
>campus when a bartender asked them why
>they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just
>finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!"
>exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4
>- 6 years!"
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>A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The
>manager greeted him with a warm handshake and
>smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the >store
>" "But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even
>played football there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the
>manager. "Here, give me
>the broom, I better show you how."
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>Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying >on
>campus when a bartender asked them why
>they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just
>finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. "Two months?!"
>exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4
>- 6 years!"
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