a sign you are aging!!

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a sign you are aging!!

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My husband is a senior and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the
>other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and
>could not see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice
>again, "Pick me up."
>
>He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. My husband
>said, "Are you talking to me?"
>
>The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I'll
>turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and will give you the
>most wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed of."
>
>My husband looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over and
>picked it up carefully, placing it in his front breast pocket..
>
>Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said? I
>said
>kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."
>
>He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Naah, at my age I'd
>rather have a talking frog."

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