never argue with a woman

[grim]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs
her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

[denny606]

arguin with awoman is like wrestling with a pig in the mud,you ain't gonna win and after awhile you begin to realize the pig is enjoying watching you make an idiot of your self, and don't say i'm calling women pigs cause they beat us to the draw on that one two also ,who hasn't hear a woman say at least once" you men are pigs"

[coolbrze]

arguin with awoman is like wrestling with a pig in the mud,you ain't gonna win and after awhile you begin to realize the pig is enjoying watching you make an idiot of your self, and don't say i'm calling women pigs cause they beat us to the draw on that one two also ,who hasn't hear a woman say at least once" you men are pigs"

Denny - not sure I laughed harder at the joke or your comment. Ain't that the truth, you hit the nail on the head!

[denny606]

now it is fairly obvious why i live alone ,huh