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[Emery]

> ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
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> 1.. You walka pasta da bakery.
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> 2.. You walka pasta da candy store.
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> 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
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> 4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.
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> You will lose weight!
>
>
> AND......
>
>
> CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
>
> For those of you who watch what you eat ,
> here's the final word on nutrition and health.
> It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
> nutritional studies.
>
> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat
> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
>
> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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> 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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> 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
>
> CONCLUSION
>
> Eat and drink what you like.
> Speaking English is apparently what kills you.