Sportsman's Double

[Larry G]

I met an older woman at the Casino last night.
She was a at least 57 but she looked good and had a real personality.
We drank a bit too much, and as the night came to a close she asked if I'd
ever had the sportsman's double, ......a mother and daughter 3-some?

I said no but it would be interesting.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place and as we entered the apartment, she put the hall
light on & and then shouted upstairs:

"Mum you still awake?"

[Chain Gang]

That's funny right there and i dont care who you are.

[Moore Beagles]

Larry your scaring people!