Osama Bin Laden

[bluegrass]

When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face
and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for
the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next; he beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired
me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 67 other early Americans unleashed their anger on
the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden whined through blood and broken teeth and
said, "This is not what you promised me."

*The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I
said?"

[tinymwoods]

LOL
I hope if I go before him I get a kick or 2 in

[Moore Beagles]

Osama won't be there, he's going the other way.