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1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "S."



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C'mon, 115 views and nobody has an opinion? I find that hard to believe in this board... :???:
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1. AKC Midwest trial
2. statue of liberty
3. Taters and onions
4. strawberry
5.Stuck the Bottle over a small pear on tree
6. Dwindle, Dwarf
7.comma, colon, semi colon,period,exclamation mark, question mark,apostrophe,parenthesis,
8.Watermelon?
9. Socks, Shoes, Slippers, :roll:
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1boxing
2statue of liberty
3potatoes and onions
4 strawberries
5the bottle was formeb around the pear?? or mike is right
6dwindle dwarf dweeb
7comma ,colon ,semiclon,appostrophe,hyphon,,exclamation point,perenthesies,question mark,astric,quotation marks
8watermellon
9socks,slippers,shoes,sandles,swimmer fins,snow shoes,
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boxing
Niagra Falls
rhubarb asparagus
strawberry
bottle over the blossom
dwell dwarf dwindle
period question mark exclamation point comma parenthesis hyphen quotation mark semi colon

lettuce
socks slippers shoes sneakers skis snow shoes sandals

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Timberdoodle must have seen the same e-mail that I did... :)
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well,i think mike and i done pretty good for a couple hillbillies who didn't see it :lol:
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admit it....I'm brilliant

I was so bright as a child my folks used to call me sun. ;)

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Lettuce I cant believe I didnt get that 1.

I have seen a lot of volunteer taters and onions.


I 1st thought over the Blossom, then I thought how will it get pollenated?
P.S. We call em Blooms around here.
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