Garfield on the oil crisis

[Emery]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in :
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming
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Utah

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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.

[denny606]

It's hard to hug a tree with both hands,keep both hands in the taxpayers pockets and check the oil at the same time ,especially if you're campaigning , Emery