What to do with your IRS rebate check

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What to do with your IRS rebate check

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hope this doesn't offend.. ;-)

How to use Your IRS Rebate check

As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each of us would
get a rebate check to stimulate the economy.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras,
and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.

If we purchase useless junk it will go to Taiwan and none of it will
help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. The only way to keep that
money here at home is to spend it at yard sales, since those are the
only businesses still in the US.

Leah B
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Re: What to do with your IRS rebate check

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:shock:
Leah,
So sad but so true. It it wan't true it would be funnier. :biggrin:

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Re: What to do with your IRS rebate check

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Here's my short list of what to spend your tax refund check on:

1) New American made firearms - nothing like another good S&W

2) A new beagle pup - can't have too many

3) Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
Makers Mark - Made in Loretto
Jim Beam - Made in Clermont
Wild Turjey - Made in Lexington

Just to name a few

What'd think :gunguy: :angel: :bomb: :puke:

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Re: What to do with your IRS rebate check

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Unfortunately mine will likely end up in the tank! I have 3 kids of driving age besides me an hubby! UGH! Can't even enjoy the motorhome anymore!

L
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