Red's resume

[oakhill]

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Red

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

[grim]

NOW THAT THERES FUNNY

[PREACHERS,KENNEL]

sure am a good looking feller aint i?

[swamp mama]

Hey Sally,
I was wondering where I could find the breathing version of that fine specimen of a man.
I would like to acquire a couple for me and Amy, you know they could clean our houses or something.......
Just let one of us know where you found him!!! LOL
Now Red, dont start pouting, I'll see you next month! You wont believe how much your little angel has grown!

[oakhill]

Swamp Mama, I don't think they make the living breathing kind that will do all that much less look like that. At least I haven't found one.......