learning experience

[flash]

Early one Saturday morning a hunter from up north came to southern Ohio to do some duck hunting . He found some wetlands on public hunting grounds got all of his gear set up and started blowing on his call . Some time later a lone duck flew over he pulled up and shot the duck and watched it fall to the ground . When he went to retrieve the duck he saw a fence so he crossed it and moved to where the bird was . About the time that he got to the downed bird a farmer appeared on his tractor . The farmer asked WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? The man said I shot a duck over there pointing towards the public area . The farmer said this is private property and don't allow any hunting . The northerner said I am an attorney from up north if you don't let me get my bird I will sue you for all you have . The farmer says down here in the south we do things a little different we use the three-kick rule . The attorney said three-kick rule ???????? I don't understand . The farmer said listen up here is how it works I'll kick you 3 times then you kick me 3 times and if you give up I keep the duck if I give up you get the duck . The attorney thought for a moment and decided that he could beat the old codger and he said ok BRING IT ON . The farmer climbed off of his tractor and said are you ready he said yes . The farmer swiftly kick the attorney in the groin and he fell to the ground then he kicked him in the face nearly ripping off his nose for his 3rd shot he kicked him in the ribs forcing all the air from his lungs . After a while the attorney gathered himself up and said ok you old coot it's my turn . The farmer said I give up you can have the duck.........