HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET

[Rneil]

*HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET:*

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

*'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for
more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls
-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real
bad.. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to
tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside*.'

5. INSTALLATION COMPLETE!

[sanfordssj]

NICE!