The Young Preacher

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Vickie
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This is not me, Vickie! LOL Just a story.

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave side service in a new cemetery for a derelict man (with no family or friends) who had died while traveling through the area. The funeral was to be held way back in the country at a new cemetery.

This man would be the first to be laid to rest at this new cemetery. As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost. Being the typical man I didn't stop for directions. And when I finally arrived an hour late, I saw a crew and a backhoe, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

The workmen were eating lunch. I apologized for my tardiness, but the workers just looked puzzled. I stepped to the side of the open grave, to find the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them long, but this was the proper thing to do.

As the workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul. As I preached, the workers began to say "Amen," Praise the Lord" and "Glory," (they must have been Baptist).

I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before. I began from Genesis and worked all the way through to Revelation. I preached for 45 minutes. It was a long service. Finally, I closed in prayer and it was finished.

As I was walking to my car, I felt that I had done my duty and I would leave with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of my tardiness.

As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another. "I've been putting in septic tanks for 20 years, and I ain't never seen nothing like that before."

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Post by Adam M. O'Donnell »

I really like that one! :D
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Post by Hare Hunter »

Vickie, news travels fast, that took place here in Newberry. The preacher got lost because when he stopped for directions and a glass of water the locals gave him something to drink out of a pint jar. LOL Good one. Hare
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Post by Vickie »

Okay, now how long ago did it happen? LOL Of course, it could only happen in the UP!

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