Deer Hunting

[beaglehandler]

Two guys who had been deer hunting with no success thought that if they could drees up like a doe and make a good doe call they could bag a trophy buck. They get the doe costume and buy a doe call and go out hunting thinking that when a buck came near they would jump out of the costume and shoot it. They are standing on the edge of a picked cornfield and see a buck come out of the woods. As the buck gets into range they start to get out of the costume but the zipper gets stuck. The guy in the back of the costume ask what are we going to do now. The guy in the front says I am going to start eating grass but you should probably brace yourself.