The triplets

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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
> masked
>> robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
>>
>> Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets
> in
>> because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy
>> daughters and a healthy son.
>>
>> All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
> in
>> tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and
> this
>> bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was
> okay
>>and explained what happened 16 years ago.
>>
>> About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
>>tears."Mom,
>>
>> was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."Again the mother told
> her
>>not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
>>
>> A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said
> the
>> Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet
> came
>>out."
>>
>> "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
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